VOLUME 01

If possible

I wish to become a small wallflower

The mat is placed in the corner of the wall

No exposure to sun and rain

no longer fear the wind and rain

God said, I have heard your wish

Thus, I became a small flower on the cliff face

Struggling in the storm

Oh no! It has begun! There are only thirty minutes left until class! Based on my experience, the so-called "God of Misfortune" is the one that makes you suffer the most when you are in a critical situation!

Cai Ling's bad luck forecast

Will it still be possible to be praised as "born great, died gloriously" in the end? ... Hehehehe ...

... ...

I glared with a pale face, indifferent as I shook my drenched hair, just about to shoot a glare at the water truck

I clutched the life-saving umbrella tightly, which was caught in the car door, pressing closely against the bus door, standing on the bus step, as the rapidly moving bus sped forward

I was so frightened that I clutched the handle of the umbrella tightly, my face, which was about to be deformed by the wind, was tense, and I did not dare to take a single breath!

No...! ... But it doesn't matter. Even so, it was something I anticipated... However, wait... ... ... wait...! ... My lifesaving umbrella has actually gotten stuck in the car door gap!

Hello

When my gaze fell upon the enormous clock at the bus stop, the corners of my mouth drooped as if weighed down by lead, involuntarily twitching twice

I do not seek to stand out, nor am I a superhero, and I certainly do not wish to make a horror film

Under the influence of an unknown misfortune, since I left home this morning, my bad luck has not ceased—like "big pig and little pig rolling down the jade plate," tumbling down the stairs... bombarded by an unidentified flying flower pot... chased relentlessly by Little Black (a large wolfdog that has a special affection for me), speeding away without looking back...

seven thirty

The current young people truly love to stand out and be different, refusing to take the bus properly and insisting on hanging outside the bus

Could it be that the driver uncle used to fly planes

Will tomorrow's newspaper feature the main headline "The Soul of a Young Girl Under the Car, Cherish Life, Pay Attention to Growth"? However, this might not be so bad; at least I could leave my name in history, becoming a classic counterexample that benefits society as a whole

I steeled myself and forcefully thrust the umbrella I was holding into the bus door

Hooray

As I expected! ... In the brief few seconds that I was lost in thought, the bus that only arrives every fifteen minutes, which had been idling not far away, was slowly closing its door with a sense of schadenfreude...

The watering truck passed by me, humming a slightly off-key tune with great pride, generously showering the flowers of my motherland

Dear friends, at this moment, shouting is of no use! The only method is to—

Based on my 17 years of battle experience with the God of Misfortune, today is certainly a day fraught with peril and misfortune. One must exercise caution and vigilance

Thinking of this, I expressionlessly moved my neck and wrists, took a deep breath, and prepared to embrace a thrilling and extraordinary day

Wow, look quickly! It's that girl again! So impressive! Last time I saw her hanging by her collar on the bus window, and today she is stuck on the outside of the door! Is she filming a movie? Why haven't I seen any cameras...

Wow!

Whoosh

Alas ...! ... This is truly unfortunate ...! It is indeed a day of great misfortune ... ...

No...! It can't be! The bus door suddenly closed at the very moment I jumped...! My face slammed heavily against the glass door, like a dumpling being squashed, and then I slowly slid down against the door...

Clang

Hey! Driver, sir! I'm stuck, stuck... I finally managed to free one hand and was desperately banging on the car door! But just then, a water truck that seemed to appear out of nowhere suddenly showed up not far ahead, blaring extremely loud music, instantly drowning out my cries for help

Ah—do not close!

It is impossible

Kakakaka

(The author reminds: Everyone should not imitate this first aid method. It has been proven that this is the beginning of an endless decline ... ... )

"That's not right, little friend, that's Super Girl..."

What is going on ... ! The bus suddenly emitted a plume of black smoke, and its speed increased sharply. The sound of whistling wind immediately filled my ears, and the trees and houses by the roadside seemed to be violently pulled backward, rapidly retreating ... ...

Mom, look over there! There is Superman on the bus

Snap! Snap!

I, like the valiant Iron Arm Atom, carved a graceful arc in the air

I hooked the multifunctional umbrella onto the door and jumped forcefully onto the car